CONTEXT 178 : DECEMBER 2023 41 Harald Hardrada and his invading Norwegians. Just as the Normans created the Bayeux tapestry to celebrate their victory, the good people of Stamford Bridge have created an amazing, hand-crafted alternative to celebrate King Harold’s victory. It is worth seeing. But we cannot stop for long as we are headed for our first overnight stay in Market Weighton, via Pocklington, a Georgian town marred by an overwhelming, volume-builders housing estate with offensively inappropriate plastic windows. We are booked into the Londesborough, a comfortable old Georgian coaching inn. It overlooks the churchyard and high on the wall is an old Cyclists Touring Club insignia, spokes and all. Inside there is a remarkable huge, carved semicircular bar with elegant mahogany fittings and glasswork beyond. Oddly, it is not used. I am reminded that the poet Philip Larkin was once librarian at Hull University and another church visitor (Hull is our next stop). It is not difficult to imagine him visiting the church, in awkward reverence with his bicycle clips. A friendly breakfast at the local cafe prepares us for the next leg. It is a steep upgrade out of town, but beyond that a long smooth dip slope that feels like you are on an electric bike. The landscape does not have national identification, but it has a quiet and rolling beauty all the same. As Bill Bryson once said, we do not really need to identify national parks in England because once you have left the city most of the countryside looks like a park. Next stop is Beverley, identified by the Sunday Times as one of the nicest towns in Britian. It has been wealthy since the wool trade, is architecturally rich and smells of money: smart shoppers, nice cafes, Porsches and SUVs abound. The town has arguably the finest parish church in England. Founded around 700 CE, it was part of the Kingdom of Northumbria, in the north’s greatest (preindustrial) age. Antiquity doubtless informs its civility and wonderfully organic urban morphology. Gently curving streets lead seamlessly from one perfect public space to another. We spot three nuns eating fish and chips at an outside table. A society wedding is taking place at the minster. We could be in Cambridge or Cheltenham or Cahors. I did not have high expectations of Hull. I was not disappointed. The outer council estates are pretty unlovely, and such an enormous contrast with Beverley. It is like being in a different country. Perhaps we should not be too unfair to Hull, which suffered grievously from bombing in the war and lost a huge amount of its housing. It is better when we get to the city centre, with its wide streets and dignified 19th-century buildings. Regenerators have been hard at work in Hull. Buildings have been restored and warehouse frontages retained. It is worth the journey but sadly it does not quite cohere yet, with a new road severing the inland from the outlying docks and crossed by an absurd footbridge that could have come from the set of Doctor Who. A wide at-grade pedestrian crossing and a road that looks fit for pedestrians would have been a neater solution. But we do not object to Doctor Who sets in principle. Our Ibis hotel is cheap and very cheerful, with its clever bathroom pods. By finding the right button, one could probably be beamed up to the Starship Enterprise. Next day is a long haul. We have 40 miles to cover, out of Hull’s suburbs, over the Humber and on to Market Rasen. The Humber Bridge is so much better appreciated from a bicycle on the pedestrian way (with alarmingly low railings). Built by a Labour government keen on buying votes, it has long been decried as a white elephant, but it seems busy enough today. Perhaps there is hope for HS2. Lincolnshire is famous for its seclusion. If you wish to see it, you must make a special effort to do so. Lying well outside the ellipse of northern industrial England, it is skirted by the mainline railway and motorway to the north. Our route takes us north to south along the edge of the Lincolnshire Wolds. The chalk ridge is designated as an area of outstanding natural beauty, and its beauty is subtle and understated, the views long, the gradients mostly gentle. We are off-road on bridleways, stopping in Caistor for afternoon tea in a converted chapel with a coffee shop downstairs and a small public library above. It works perfectly. Market Rasen is our last-but-one stop. Gentle tea rooms have yet to arrive and there is dereliction in the Georgian town centre, and a pub which seems to be stuck in a 1950s time-warp. It is a noisy late night on the streets with couples shouting at each other aggressively, but no blue lights arrive. Next day it is journey’s end. We roll into Lincoln Cathedral’s front, to be welcomed by an RAF parade of honour and a fly-past by the Red Arrows. It is Battle of Britain Day and the service is about to begin. Louise has the energy to attend. But by then we have checked into our accommodation, and I have had a lie down and gone straight to sleep. We are already plotting next year’s trip. You could try it. One thing is certain – you will not be crowded out. There is the occasional day cyclist en route, and a single lonely male in Lycra with dropped handlebars, flashing past at 25 mph. That aside, in 100 miles we saw only one other party of cycling tourists: two muscular German ladies who were so well equipped that they had small folding chairs with them. Ian Wray, author of Great British Plans, is professorial fellow at Manchester University’s planning school.
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